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    Default Meri Bund paat Gaai :)

    Dosto hai tou kaafi puraana lateefa shaaied bohat soon nay suna bhi hoo ga lekin chalain doobara say yaad hi taaza ker li jaaie

    Aik sardaar ki shaadi Gashti sey fix hoo jaati hai.
    Gashti ko tention hooti hai kay suhaag raat ko sardaar ko pta lag jaana kay meri seal pack nhin hai aur preshaani sey apni dost sey mashwra krti hai...
    Uski dost usko mashwraa deti hai kay tum suhaag raat koo apni choot mein ghubaara (Baloon) phula kay rakh leina.

    Suhaag raat ko sardaar jee apni biwi ki taangain uthaa kay apna auzaar chooki pay fit ker kay ghassa maartay hain lekin lun ander hi nhin jaa paata (Ghubaaray ki wjhaa sey).. Sardaar thora heeran hoota hai aur khush bhi kay choot kaafi tight hai..
    Sardaar is dafa sik zoor sey dhaka maarta hai drty drty "OOnhhhh" lekin lun phir bhi ander nhin jaa paata.. Sardaar thora sharmindgi kay saath heeran hoota hai aur bay bisi kay saath dulhn ki traf dekhta hai..

    Teesri dafa sardaar ki mardaangi jaagti hai aur woh rakh kay ghassa maarta hai aur aawwaaz aati hai "Thhaaaa"\
    Sardaar yeh dm saakat hoo kay heerani say khushk hoonton kay zubaan phair kay dulhan say poochta hai "Ay ki hooya ay??"

    Sardaarni shaarmaatay huway, "OO jee Meri Seal Paati ay"
    Sardaar bola, "Shukar ay Guru Da, Mein Samjhyaa Meri Bund Paaat gai ay"

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    ھھاھاھاھاھاھاھاھاھاھا


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    haahhaahaahha
    very funny

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    hahahahahah

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